We Climbed that Arch

If you climb the Eiffel Tower at night,

You won't have a view of the Eiffel Tower at night. 

So we climbed the Arc de Triomphe.

(It was free with our museum passes)

But only after stopping by the Musee D'Orsay to pose with Rhinos,

Crossing the Seine River at sunset,

And buying gummy alligators from a vending machine,

in the Metro,

 under the Champs Elysees.